419 Eating

I’ve offered to be a mentor if you want to bait, and you DO want to do this.

Until 419 Eater is back up email me at orientfan@idontlikespam.gmail.com and I’ll help you in your first few baits. It’s easy, give it a go! [remove the idontlikespam. ]

Giving up smoking

Firstly an apology for the time it has taken to update my blog, needed a new screen for my laptop y’see? Anyway, got it back this arvo so here we go….

This is in no way, shape or form, easy. I really can’t be arsed to post links but you can google away and I DO have a New Scientist article to show that Nicotine is as addictive as, say, heroin.

I have smoked for more years than I care to remember, probably a 20-30 a day person. I decided to quit. Monday morning, and that was it, I had my Inhalator(TM) and 42 cartridges.

I really don’t think people know what to say, should they encourage you, shouldn’t they?

In my case I want people to ask me, I want them to say “well done” or “idiot” or whatever. Please do not think I want to, or can, do this on my own. And I want them to do it EVERY BLOODY HOUR. I am not attention seeking, I want to do this but if I think no-one else gives a shit it makes it a hell of a lot harder.

I lapsed today and had two puffs before putting it out, am back on the Inhalator (TM). I wished people knew how difficult it is to stop smoking.

9 points from 3 games

OrientFan decided to go out for the day and returns to the fantastic news that we beat Crewe away to go clear at the top.

I will wake up at some point.

A1 Minicabs

Exactly how many tariffs do you have from Elm Park station to Hornchurch? At the same time?

£5, £6, £6.50? For the same route at the same time. Strange huh?

OrientFan does not take this lightly, it’s obvious now the more sleepy I look, or if I fall asleep even though I’m awake when I get to OrientFan towers, I get charged more. Normally I get the bus but, when knackered, I really can’t afford to wake up at the end of the route, read Romford, Not a place I want to be at night.

So, avoid A1 Minicabs, and also their “5 minutes” seems to be on a different dimension than people with watches and clocks.

Insomnia

This is not good. Everyone on Skype and MSN is sensible and has gone to bed so am pretty bored. But I found this whilst researching details of the hotel fire in Newquay.

Bloody hell, it took a ship to alert the fire brigade.

As for the fire in the hotel, I pretty much guarantee the insurance documents were not in there. How did they get a licence? No fire doors, A wooden fire escape, obviously no sprinklers…

OrientFan towers goes bonkers

We are top of the league after today’s game.

I am now hooked up to an oxygen tank, here’s hoping I’ll be needing it a lot more!

COME ON YOU O’S.

A winning start!

Woohoo, we beat the Shrimpers 2-1, with a tour-de-force from Sean Thornton.

Abso-bloody-lutely fantastic.

The dawn of a new football season

After what seems like an eternity, a new football season is nearly upon us.

I’m not sticking my neck out but I’ll be happy with seven points from our first five games. For some strange reason I also want Spurs to win the Premiership [going on the “managers I’d most like to have a beer with” basis]. I suppose on that technical yardstick I’d be down the pub with Ian Holloway every night.

See this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YBgp_LaPWc

Cadaver Calculator

Want to know how much your body will be worth when you kick the bucket? Worry no longer:

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

I’m worth $3,250. I wonder if they do up-front payments.

Personally I’m donating my eyes and liver when I go to a better place [scattered over Orient’s pitch]. That’ll knacker a few people.

American Idiots

Do you like watching idiots hurt themselves?  If so, allow me to introduce you to the wonderful phenomenon of backyard wrestling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_njnyAmhZs