This is from the same Creationism web site. I realise they do not reflect the Creationist non-theory and these are most certainly not the views of most Christians.
You could not make this up!
<<< Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it. >>>
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<<< [on why God had to have written the Bible]
But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.
[...]
How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible? >>>
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<<< I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death. >>>
01/02/2008 at 01:30 am
I am banned from keeping animals because I was caught masturbating over a puppy.
If only I had known GOD was on myside
01/02/2008 at 10:01 am
I tried to use that as my defence but the other bus passengers did not agree. “NEVER get a bus from or to Battersea” the court said.
01/02/2008 at 02:13 pm
p.s. I was also thrown out of Crufts.