Cadaver Calculator

Want to know how much your body will be worth when you kick the bucket? Worry no longer:

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

I’m worth $3,250. I wonder if they do up-front payments.

Personally I’m donating my eyes and liver when I go to a better place [scattered over Orient’s pitch]. That’ll knacker a few people.

2 Responses to “Cadaver Calculator”

  1. Elk Cloner says:

    $3,925………Beat ya!

  2. Handsom B Rockerfella says:

    Damn I am only worth $3090

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