25/08/2007 by orientfan.

OrientFan decided to go out for the day and returns to the fantastic news that we beat Crewe away to go clear at the top.

I will wake up at some point.

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23/08/2007 by orientfan.

Exactly how many tariffs do you have from Elm Park station to Hornchurch? At the same time?

£5, £6, £6.50? For the same route at the same time. Strange huh?

OrientFan does not take this lightly, it’s obvious now the more sleepy I look, or if I fall asleep even though I’m awake when I get to OrientFan towers, I get charged more. Normally I get the bus but, when knackered, I really can’t afford to wake up at the end of the route, read Romford, Not a place I want to be at night.

So, avoid A1 Minicabs, and also their “5 minutes” seems to be on a different dimension than people with watches and clocks.

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19/08/2007 by orientfan.

This is not good. Everyone on Skype and MSN is sensible and has gone to bed so am pretty bored. But I found this whilst researching details of the hotel fire in Newquay.

Bloody hell, it took a ship to alert the fire brigade.

As for the fire in the hotel, I pretty much guarantee the insurance documents were not in there. How did they get a licence? No fire doors, A wooden fire escape, obviously no sprinklers…

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18/08/2007 by orientfan.

We are top of the league after today’s game.

I am now hooked up to an oxygen tank, here’s hoping I’ll be needing it a lot more!

COME ON YOU O’S.

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11/08/2007 by orientfan.

Woohoo, we beat the Shrimpers 2-1, with a tour-de-force from Sean Thornton.

Abso-bloody-lutely fantastic.

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09/08/2007 by orientfan.

After what seems like an eternity, a new football season is nearly upon us.

I’m not sticking my neck out but I’ll be happy with seven points from our first five games. For some strange reason I also want Spurs to win the Premiership [going on the “managers I’d most like to have a beer with” basis]. I suppose on that technical yardstick I’d be down the pub with Ian Holloway every night.

See this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YBgp_LaPWc

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05/08/2007 by orientfan.

Want to know how much your body will be worth when you kick the bucket? Worry no longer:

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

I’m worth $3,250. I wonder if they do up-front payments.

Personally I’m donating my eyes and liver when I go to a better place [scattered over Orient’s pitch]. That’ll knacker a few people.

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05/08/2007 by orientfan.

Do you like watching idiots hurt themselves?  If so, allow me to introduce you to the wonderful phenomenon of backyard wrestling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_njnyAmhZs

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05/08/2007 by orientfan.

A selection on film clips!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joADFkh48TY

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